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levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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noodlelifts:

Also, for those of you that missed the Space Princess pictures..

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swiftseptember:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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throw down, 50shadesofno, mara wilson

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when someone wants to go practice straight after a concert

soyouwanttoplaytheviolin:

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phunkyvanspam:

goldenheartedrose:

the—-cat—is—called—hamish:

moriartysskull:

cumberbuddy:

Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of…who do the things that no one can imagine. [x]

#acting 

Oh Lord… This film will break me…

I’m sorry I keep stealing your words today, but yes, this. 

It’s fine!

And yeah, I think I’m going to just go by myself because if I go with anyone else, I’ll have to either explain a neurodivergent thing or a queer thing and idk that anyone else could handle that particularly.

Fuck you and your ability to cry on command.

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horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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samirows:

smilingeridan:

ah yes, i call this masterpiece “waist up character faces left with neutral expression”

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OH MY GOD

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Vikings Season 3: Comic-Con Trailer

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walkinthegl0w:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

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